Omegle

Adam10:58 pm - 30/10/2009 Send a PM Report Post Edit Post
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This is soo not going to take off, but anyways.

Go have a funny conversation at http://omegle.com/
Then post the funniest one here!

Since I’m not funny I’m not very good 

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: This web application is beautifully written in javascript and ajax isnt it?
Stranger: can u speak people-languange
You: init yo!
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Emma09:01 pm - 06/11/2009 Send a PM Report Post Edit Post
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Oh my gosh i just had the best conversation xD

So fun!


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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: heya :]
Stranger: Oh god, the horrid smilies.
Stranger: THE HORROR. THE HORROR!
Stranger: The quote Heart of Darkness, that is.
You: better than no smiles at all x].. see that ones even worse
Stranger: It is worse.
Stranger: It looks sort of giddy, as if it’s indulging in pleasure.
You: heehee
Stranger: It’s the orgy smiley, but I can’t seem to get a hint of malevolent intention out of my head.
Stranger: So it’s a pretty goddamn emotive smiley.
You: it is, it is
Stranger: They have a word for interpreting emotion/feelings by simply looking at a face.
Stranger: “Physiognomy”.
Stranger: AS IF IT’S A SCIENCE.
You: i see.. you seem to know a lot about these things
You: i never did listen in science
Stranger: You don’t learn about physiognomy in science.
Stranger: It just has a “nomy” in it, which makes it sound like it’s the study of something.
Stranger: And I was like
Stranger: “Oh, it’s a goddamn science.”
Stranger: SUBTLE MOCKERY.
Stranger: ”-nomy (or -onomy when including the connecting vowel -o- that is commonly used in connecting two elements of Greek origin)

1. a system of rules, laws, or knowledge about a body of a particular field; distribution, arrangement, management
Stranger: AHA!
Stranger: See, I’m correct.
You: mmhmm dictionary reference and all, someone likes to know their stuff.. out of interest why are you telling me this?
You: i seem to have lost track a little
Stranger: Why am I telling you this?
Stranger: It’s Omegle.
Stranger: I have a good quote for that.
Stranger: One sec.
You: yes i had noticed that…
Stranger: “It can sort of be this whimsical indulgence into inane absurdity.”
Stranger: TADA.
Stranger: Pretty bloody good quote.
You: i like inane absurdity, it has a nice warm feel to it
Stranger: It does. Very euphonic.
Stranger: I wrote the quote :3
Stranger: This morning.
Stranger: As you can see, I’m the sheer epitome of linguistic sophistication.
You: i’m impressed, you seem to have a way of manipulating language that allows you to create combinations that convey your meaning in a unusual yet beautiful way, i give you my congratulations.
Stranger: Holy shit.
Stranger: That was awfully analytical of you. I can’t really tell if you’re being sardonic, but that’s okay.
Stranger: ANYWAY, I have to take the SAT tomorrow morning.
Stranger: SO I NEED TO GO.
You: okay well i guess i won’t talk to you again :] so bye bye from the evil orgy smiley x]
Stranger: BYE. REMEMBER THE ORGY POTENTIAL.
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Emma09:32 pm - 06/11/2009 Send a PM Report Post Edit Post
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Okays so this wasn’t funny but the song is.. check it out x]


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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hii!
Stranger: whooa were halfway there, whoooa livin on prayer
You: bon jovi!
Stranger: hello
Stranger: indeed
You: world tour next year.. £200 though ]:
Stranger: a classic
You: it is, it is
Stranger: Â£200 bloody hell
You: i know and that’s the cheapest ticket
Stranger: i mean i like bon jovi but i’m not paying that much haha
You: yeah agreed.. so who are you? you know.. roughly
Stranger: i’m jack
You: i see i’m Emma, slightly abnormal 17 year old girl who spends too long playing games and striving for perfection in artwork.. roughly
You: it’s great fun
Stranger: i’m 18 from england, who speands most of his time singing stupid songs
You: hey i’m from england too, what kind of songs?
Stranger: at the moment video killed the radio star
Stranger: what part of england are you from?
You: kent :] and yourself?
Stranger: manchester
You: fun :] you know i’m listening to that song now.. omegle is fun :]
Stranger: i bloody love the song
You: my last conversationist said this ‘It can sort of be this whimsical indulgence into inane absurdity’... he was a bit weird
Stranger: he sounds it
You: this song is pretty catchy x] he also gave me the dictionary definition of nony.. he was being ironic i think
You: weird stuff
Stranger: haha the majority of people on this site are weird
You: yeah so i realised…
You: still it’s a good way of procrastinating when you’re meant to be doing coursework
Stranger: see it does have some uses then
You: yep are you in school still?
Stranger: university
You: ah fun what you studying?
Stranger: business management
You: awesome, i’m doing art, product design, english lit, and history a levels, so it’s always busy :]
Stranger: cool i did english lit and history at a level
You: yeah it’s all good :] so what other music do you like?
Stranger: oasis, kasabian, take that lol, stereophonics, arctic monkeys, a bit of tom jones
You: awesome stuff, i like take that too, so don’t be too cringy x] i like um..anything from paramore to nightwish to take that to youmeatsix.. i’m a bit weird really :]
Stranger: haha cool
You: :]
Stranger: i also like robbie williams
You: x] yeah he’s certainly unique.. i like some songs :]
Stranger: i went to see him love when i was 12 it was a frightening experience
Stranger: the women were going crazy for him
You: 12? wow, i went to my first gig when i was 14 i think and that was elliot minor
Stranger: yeah i didn’t go to my next one until i was 16 lol
You: i don’t blame you
You: i went to billy talent a week ago, that was terrifying.. i had quite a few bruises the next day
Stranger: bloody hell, when i went to see arctic monkeys i almost got hit by a bottle of piss
You: ah dear, yeah gigs are fun
You: anyway i’d better be off, nice meeting you and all, it’s been fun
Stranger: ok seeya, nice to meet you too
You: byebye :]
Adam10:21 pm - 06/11/2009 Send a PM Report Post Edit Post
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Thesecond one isn’t funny…

Emma10:22 am - 07/11/2009 Send a PM Report Post Edit Post
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i know.. but ah wells

Katie08:36 am - 09/11/2009 Send a PM Report Post Edit Post
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Oh man, I love this site, I've known about it a few months d:


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Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: u r f or m
You: I accidentally a coca cola bottle.
Stranger: what ur nam
You: C-o-c-a c-o-l-a b-o-t-t-l-e
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Wat.

Katie09:13 am - 09/11/2009 Send a PM Report Post Edit Post
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Stranger: NO I AM NOT FEMALE

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Adam05:21 pm - 09/11/2009 Send a PM Report Post Edit Post
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Haha, the problem with the internet, explained.

Adam05:22 pm - 09/11/2009 Send a PM Report Post Edit Post
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Oh dear, another woman hunter lol


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Stranger: hi
You: Hows it going?
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: fine!!
You: 17/m/uk
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Katie09:40 am - 10/11/2009 Send a PM Report Post Edit Post
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Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: from?
You: switzerland u
Stranger: turkey
Stranger: f m?
You: f
Stranger: m
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 12
Stranger: damn it
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